Showing posts with label Crushes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crushes. Show all posts

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Character Crushes

I've done celebrity crushes and girl crushes, but neither quite represent what the character crush brings. Character crushes are more about who the character is, rather than the actor playing them. And because they don't really represent the reality of real people, they could possibly be the most ogled over crush of all my crushes.

The Doctor from Doctor Who
He's sexy when he's clever, and the absolute best travel companion a girl could have.
 Best Traits: Die-hard (time) traveler, compassion for human kind. 

Ned the Pie Maker from Pushing Daisies
There's not a more face-meltingly sweet character in existence. The lengths he goes
for a girl he loves is unparalleled. My heart is a'flutter just writing about him.
Best Traits: Devoted even if he can't touch his women, knows how to cook.

Cullen Bohannan from Hell on Wheels
The ultimate badass. I've never been into the rebellious types,
but he's got all sorts of something going on.
Best Traits: Could kick anyone's trash, introverted, good beard.

Matthew Crawley from Downton Abbey
1920s style + principles + an accent = yes
Best Traits: Incredible wardrobe, loyal devotion, is a FOX.

James Bond from Casino Royal
Best. Bond. Ever. (OK, I don't have the authority to state that as a fact, but he's my favorite.)
 Best Traits: The epitome of cool, really strong.  

Burt Farlander from Away We Go
Can he be the father of my children, please?
 Best Traits: Committed, funny, good fathering skills.

Alright, who are some of your character crushes?

peace,
k.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Girl Crushes

To help explain what a girl crush is, here is an excerpt from my childrens book "No, I'm Not A Lesbian: A Frumpy Straight Girl's Guide to Life"
When a girl loves another girl very very much, but in a "I wanna be your best friend" sort of way instead of "let's have sex" sort of way, we call this a GIRL CRUSH. Girl crushes are a completely normal part of life and should be embraced as long as you aren't a creeper and/or stalker.
I thoroughly explained my type regarding celebrity crushes, so I thought it would be important to show the celebrity girls some love too. Every girl has girl crushes, these are my famous ones:

My #1: Lisa Hannigan
Musician
(My post about her newest album here.)
Why: Her music is incredible, she's sweetly quirky, and
she uses phrases like "rusty custard".
What we'd do as besties: Walk around Ireland and go skydiving.

Cary Mulligan
Actress
Why: Watch "An Education" and you'll know.
Then watch "Never Let Me Go" because it's amazing.
What we'd do as besties: Travel to eastern Europe.

Amy Adams
Actress
 Why: She never sold-out to Hollywood perfection.
What we'd do as besties: Do crafts. She was raised 
Mormon so it's in her blood.

Marion Cotillard
Actress
Why: I admire her in every movie I've seen her in.
What we'd do as besties: Shopping in Paris.

New to the list: Jessica Chastain
Actress
Why: She's so incredibly beautiful in
The Tree of Life, and so incredibly silly in The Help.
What we'd do as besties: Play Bananagrams.

Honorable Mention: Emma Watson. She's just so pretty and British. Plus I see quotes I like on Pinterest that she may or may not have actually said.

Off the list this year is Zooey Deschanel. She's become too popular, and her voice is too whiny. I want to love her still, but I know if she weren't so drop-dead hot, I wouldn't be as interested. She needs to do more versatile/grittier/ugly roles or something.

Who are your girl crushes?

peace,
k.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

I Have a Type

Ok, to clarify before we go any further, today we are talking about celebrity crushes. Celebrity crushes are different from character crushes, but often get mixed up with one another. Character crushes are characters from a book/movie/show/etc you find attractive while celebrity crushes are the actual famous person. These both differ from artist crushes where one is far more in love with the work of the artist than the actual person. Then of course there are real life crushes, but those are mostly just painfully awkward in my life.

Today, we are focusing only on male celebrity crushes.

Recently it's become wildly apparent that I have a type when it comes to celebrity crushes. I always fancied myself a person who likes variety, but then I put pictures of all my current celebrity crushes next to each other and I realized that I pretty much crush on almost the exact same person over and over again. To my defense, I do like the different personalities of each of these celebrities and it could be a giant coincidence that they look so similarly. Or, I'm just shallow.

CAUTION: ATTRACTIVENESS BELOW. PROCEED WITH CARE.

Let's get started. My number one celebrity crush right now is Casey Affleck.
You may know him from such films as: 
Gone Baby Gone | The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford | Ocean's 11
What I love most about him: his voice.

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Next we have Lee Pace. He's rapidly gaining speed on Casey Affleck for my number one spot. He also looks like a slightly more rugged version of Casey in a way.
 You may know him from:

The Fall | Pushing Daisies | Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
What I love most about him: his acting is INCREDIBLE.

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Then we have Sufjan Stevens who looks pretty much exactly the same as Lee Pace. I mean, really?
You may know him from:
Being an amazing musician.
What I love most about him: banjo skills.

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Here is James McAvoy who has a picture which won't center.

You may know him from such movies as:
Atonement (my favorite) | Wanted | X-Men First Class
What I love most about him: his accent.

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Don't forget Joseph Gordon-Leavitt. He mixes things up by having dark brown eyes.
You may know him from such works as:
Inception | Third Rock from the Sun | 500 Days of Summer
What I like about him:
His production company (hitrecordjoe.com) is brilliant.

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 You may know him from:
Man vs. Wild
What I love most about him:
He is as manly as it comes.

So basically I'm shallow and I only like dark-haired men with light eyes (usually blue or green or hazel), who are somewhat soft spoken, yet very passionate. A bit of scruff is an added plus, as is semi-grown out, disheveled hair.

Wow. When did this happen that I developed such a strong type in my celebrity crushes? Kill me.

peace,
k.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Part 1: In Which Ira Glass is a Fox

Last Saturday I went to see one of my top 5 crushes speak at Kingsbury Hall. This crush comes glasses clad, jewish, with a new beard, and in the form of none other than Mr. Ira Glass.



Swooooooooon.

Some of you cute little radical conservatives out there might know him as "that gay liberal on NPR sometimes" (actual quote). Well, he's not gay and he has no political agenda, but his show This American Life is on NPR sometimes (and by sometimes I mean every Saturday and Sunday).

I first fell in love with Ira somewhere in the-middle-of-nowhere-Idaho about 5 years ago. This was around the same time that I realized I didn't like listening to music on the radio, but I loved talk radio (nerd alert). As I was driving by myself on this desolate road 5 years ago, I had two channels that were coming through in my radio in my little '97 toyota corolla. One was some family values Christian la dee dah snooze fest, and the other was this soft, effeminate male voice telling a story which was interspaced between cuts of groovy beats.

And basically the rest is history.

When I found out Ira was coming to lecture in Utah, I was ecstatic. My generous friend Jack bought he and I tickets for my birthday and we made an evening out of it, complete with mix-tapes provided by Jack for the ride up to Salt Lake and back to Provo.

Although I was excited as we walked to our balcony seats, I was sort of expecting Mr. Glass to be a pretentious, King of the Hipsters type, who would spout off some scripted deal while not making eye contact for fear of mingling with the lowly Utah commoner. Holy eff, I was wrong. His down to earth lecture was one of the best things I've ever heard in my life. Ira was so personable, I felt as if I was sitting in his living room eating frozen pizza in my pajamas. The lecture was full of uncontrollable laughter as well as moments of cathartic poignancy. What I learned during the 2 hours I spent engulfed in Ira Glass and his reflections on his craft gave me a great new perspective on understanding my own art.

His show started with a dark stage and a story about a mother and her children caught in the Joplin tornado. Ira paused for a moment and then apologized for the delay. His iPad from which he was cueing the sounds bits from kicked him off the network and wanted the password for him to continue.

It was one of the most genuinely hilarious things I've ever witnessed. Picture a packed house hanging on every heartbreaking word of this story in a completely black auditorium, and everything stops because Ira's iPad wants the network password. It's already annoying enough when this happens while your trying to waste life on Facebook, let alone when you're Ira Glass trying to orchestrate an entire show for hundreds of paying audience members.

He cracked some jokes but seemed relatively unfazed at this glitch. He sheepishly apologized, went off stage, got it squared away, and started again. This time with a different story.

In the (yet again) dark theater, he first talked about that thing he loved most about radio: the intimacy of the voice. When he first started in radio, he interviewed inner city gang kids. He knew it was important to give them a voice because people wouldn't love them them if they saw them. But because audiences heard only their voices, they would be able to hear the humanity without the distractions of aesthetics, and would love them. This concept of "if they saw these children, they wouldn't love them" struck me hard. My whole art is based on seeing with no voice.

Ira then went on to talk about how bland journalism is because it's all cliched. Turn on any news station and you'll basically see the exact same concept on every channel; the delivery, the graphics, and tempo, the lack of humanity. He said there are no surprises in this journalism and it's surprise that creates emotion.

Over the past few days, I've been thinking almost nonstop about the concepts and ideas Ira talked about and how they apply so perfectly to creative troubles I've been having lately. He talked about a number of other beautiful things like story structure, but for the sake of leading into my next blog post, I'm going to leave you with that.

To be continued...