Little Golden Books That Failed

For the last... oh... 3,450 hours or so I've been writing a 789 page paper about jokes for some class I'm taking. Trust me, I'm a big fan of jokes, but somehow they seem kind of lame when you spend your fun, summery, friday night writing about them. I'm mean, taking 2 pages to describe what makes a pirate joke about male genitalia funny (thanks, Melissa!) is far less interesting than any guy I could be spending this evening with, right?

*...chirp chirp...*

Oh yeah, that's right... I live in Provo. With... Provo guys. Who are always super... awesome...?

Anyway, since I'm now an expert in humor thanks to this paper, I thought I'd share the wealth. I think I first discovered these in jr high sometime and I still find them hil ar i ous. Yes, even now with my much more mature, sophisticated, and complex humor tastes (boogers... he he he he).

Little Golden Books That Failed

You Are Different … and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating Vegetables

Dad's New Wife, Robert

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Pets Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Pets Can Fly

That's It! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside Abandoned Refrigerators

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You Were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Goodbye, Moon

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Ugly Kids Grow Up Friendless

They originated from an otherwise pretty lame site. 

peace,

k.