...BUT since I think it's of utmost importance for any sort of creeper (aka dating prospect) of mine to easily stalk me through my blog, here is another self indulgent post. I need these creepers to feel like they are really understanding the complex inner-workings of my troubled soul, because then there is a higher chance of them going all anime Phantom of the Opera on me. So, this one's for you, ginger guy with soft hands who's nose whistles when he breaths.
I did this dream team concept once before on an old blog long since abandoned, but my tastes have changed, so here is an updated version. Bon appetit!
DREAM VACATION
Being dropped in a random populated place and having to figure out where I am. Then going from there.
DREAM CAST
A dark comedy involving Casey Affleck, Gary Oldman, Daniel Craig, Jason Schwartzman, Gerard Butler, Will Smith and James McAvoy as a band of coworkers in 1960s Boston. Phillip Seymour Hoffman would be their boss. Catherine Keener, Zooey Deschanel, Amy Adams, Emily Mortimer, Toni Collette would play the wives. Edward Norton would play the priest. Cillian Murphy would play something. With a special appearance by Heath Ledger (who obviously wouldn't be dead). Kira Knightly will not play any part because I hate her stupid acting. Directed by Wes Anderson and Joe Wright's love child. I shall name him Ebenezer Anderwright.
DREAM CONCERT LINEUP
Damien Rice, Lisa Hannigan, David Bowie, Mumford and Sons, Lauren Hill, Sigur Ros, Flight of the Conchords, Sufjan Stevens, Amos Lee and James Taylor.
DREAM LOVER
Casey Affleck meets Doctor Who meets Ned The Pie Maker... with a Scottish or New Zealander accent.
DREAM ALTERNATIVE CAREERS
Writer of travels and/or rider of elephants.
DREAM HOME
My summer home would be vintage with a lot of natural light and textures located on the Isle of Skye. I'd have horses there. My winter home would be modern with a lot of natural light and textures located somewhere on Kauai. There I'd have camels. But most of my time I'd live in a studio apartment with a lot of natural light and textures in New York City. There I'd have one cat, or maybe some fish.
DREAM CUISINE
An english breakfast, an Italian lunch, a Ugandan dinner, and a creme brulee dessert.
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